my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
If I text you and you don’t respond, no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence